Hey, yu know whata"? My wifa Lula, now she gotta' no job...me I never hava' no job so we muva' to Mexico... itsa 'a place righta' near Taxes!
Whena' we getta' there we gotta' decide, "Whata' we gonna' due?" So Lula, she sey to me, "We gotta' getta' betta' health."
It sounds gooda' to me so every mornin' we waka' up early, when the birds no singa', and we taka' a longa' walka' sometimesa' fiva' miles or longa'... excepta' whena' we no getta' up becausa' we still sleepin'... we tired!
Yestadey, we sleepa' to tena' o'clocka in tha' mornin'. I sey to Lula,"You wanna' tha' gooda' health and taka' tha' walk?" She sey,"No, Ima' too tired, we hava' tha' gooda health tomorra'." And thatsa' gooda' idea becausa' we go backa' to sleep and sleep to fiva' o'clocka in tha' nightimema' justa' in timema' for dinna'. Afta' dinna', we no wanna' tha' walk becausa' we too full--we eata' too much! So, maybe we waita' and see whata' happen tomorra'.
Anda alla' my friendsa' sey to me,"Hey, Billy, whata' yu gonna' do alla' dey nowa' tha' yu gotta' nothin' to do alla' dey?"
Thasa' gooda' question butta' we gotta' plenty of stuffa' to do. Lula, she lika' to reada', so she reada' ona' booka' a dey. Me, I no lika' to read butta' Ima' smarta' than her so I reada' sixsa' funney books ina' ona' dey--they calla' them comica' books butta' I'ma no why becausa' Ima' no see onena' comica' in dem' yet--nota' evena' Jerry Lewis!
Anda' we maka' datesa' witha' friends alla' tha' tima'. Mondey we gotta' data' witha' friend for dinna' butta' he no showa' upa'. Tuesdey we maka' tha' data' witha' samema' friend butta' we fool him, we no showa' upa'! Wednesdey everybodey supposa' getta' togetha' for dinna' butta' guessa' whata'? Everybodey foola' everybodey elsa and nobodey they showa' upa'.
Yu gotta' understana' bossa', thasa' way itsa' isa' here. Whena' tha' people they sey, "Maybe"--they meanna', "No." And whena' they sey. "Yes," they alwaysa' meana', "Maybe!"
Butta' thasa' OK becausa' nobody they ina' hurrey to die so they taka' their timema' whenna' they gotta' nothin' to do!
They eveana' gotta' a funney worda' for it here(deesa' people no speka' tha' englisha' gooda' lika' me!)--they calla' tha' word, JUBILACION! I spella' it real gooda' excepta' I donna' no howa' to putta' a little funney mark over tha' CION. Anda' you really wanna' no tha' funney thing abouta' thisa' worda', JUBILACION? In englisha' it meansa' "."RETIREMENT." Anda' thasa' kinda' of gooda' worda', eh, bossa'?
Lula and Billy they are takin' their timema' ina' JUBILATION.
Anda' thasa' nota' so bada.
